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12.06.2025 14:13
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is a narcissist grandmother like, with her grandchild?
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why would a person always be so tired?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Where and how did ballet originate?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Still no good
Why do so many people find Kakashi's character so appealing and inspirational?
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
No, not a chance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...